Merchant: Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp. It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man, who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough.

Jafar: Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incredible... I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.

Woman: Getting in trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Razoul: Gotcha!
Aladdin: I'm in trouble.

Jafar: Where did you say you were from again?
Aladdin: Uh, much farther than you've traveled I'm sure.
Jafar: Try me.

Aladdin: Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her. I've been looking all over for you.
Jasmine: What are you doing?
Aladdin: Just play along.
Man in market: You, uh, know this girl?
Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.
Man in market: She said she knew the sultan.
Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
Jasmine: [to Abu] Oh, wise sultan, how may I serve you?
Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go to the doctor.
Jasmine: [to a Camel] Oh, hello, doctor. How are you?
Aladdin: No, no, no. Not that one.

Guard: He's got a sword!
Razoul: You idiots. We've all got swords.

Aladdin: Wow. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh?
Jasmine: [disappointed] Oh, it's wonderful.
Aladdin: I wonder what it'd be like to live there, and have servants and valets.
Jasmine: Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
Aladdin: That's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
Jasmine: You're not free to make your own choices.
Aladdin: Sometime you feel so...
Jasmine: You're just...
Aladdin, Jasmine: ...trapped.

Genie: But oh, to be free. Not to have to go "Poof! Whaddaya need," "Poof! Whaddaya need," "Poof! Whaddaya need?". To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.

Genie: I'm history. No, I'm mythology. Ah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!

Aladdin: Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Some all-powerful Genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't get us out of this cave. Looks like we'll have to find a way out of here.
Genie: Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so, not right now. You're getting your wishes, so sit down!

Aladdin: Princess Jasmine, you're very...
Genie: Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious!... Punctual!
Aladdin: Punctual!
Jasmine: Punctual?
Genie: Sorry.
Aladdin: Uh... uh... beautiful!
Genie: Nice recovery.

Genie: Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel.

Jafar: I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince A-boo-boo.

Genie: Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.

Genie: [turns into a cheerleader] Rickem, rockem, rackem, rake--stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: You stay out of thissss!
Genie: [Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man--if he can't do it, GREAT!

Iago: I'm so ticked off that I'm malting!

Aladdin: Genie, I wish for your freedom.
Genie: One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. I--what?
Aladdin: [He holds the lamp up to Genie] Genie, you're free!